I meet Elmo's Sister, Do the Bathtub Waterfall then Proceed to Kiss Three University Girls Entranced by My Bulk; Or, Pooh & The 2 Piglet Gangs

[Sorry My friends... I am a bit behind on the updates. Truth be told I am now well settled in my apartment and Kenting is in the past. But, I shall bring up everything to speed on due time. Hmm yeah so my new apartment is da bomb- and I even bought a fender equipped commuter bike for 400 NT or 12 dollars.



Later I raised the seat on it. Sorry to be negative to about 90% of the Taiwan people (and expatriates who ride them) here- but scooters are sooooo uncool. The drain on cool point for riding a scooter is astronomical. Wow so many people losing c00l points here everyday. Then again I nust admit to riding the wretched bus... The Shame Train - The L00zer Cruiser. Oh the pain of the c00l points bleeding out from me. Ahh well I guess I'll have to get them back by mercilessly passing all these lameos on scooters while riding on my Merlin Road Bike all speed and fury unleashed... until of course I am side swipped by a bus or scooter and crash into a blazing bloody smeared ball- in which case I will again have a negative amount of c00l points. Especially if I have a grossly visible protruding compound fracture... Ahhh reminds me of Costa in that one Combat Town screaming about his leg- wow that was terrible poor guy.Anyhow back to the past below...]
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So it was that The New English Lord and Prince the Righteous Force of Winter Lands not by perchance came to ponder his Burdensome Bulk in the Carving cold Waters of a waterfall in the South Lands of Taiwan... Though his Body was Incredibly huge and doughty still somehow the chill pool managed to cover his cooled carcass. Even as his Great Heart Burned with concern for all the small ones he must needs care for and pray the parents did there trust well in his stead... afterall he was just a vacationing Stoat Sir Pooh de Bear Wandering on his way to the 100 Acre Wood or ahhh the Waterfall in this case...

So I left out of Kenting with my backpack filled with my hiking boots, goggles, cmaera, sunblock, and map. On my way to the waterfall I stopped for directions... it just so happened I choose to stop outside a restaurant wher a bunch of happy kids were hanging about... I thought it prudent to instruct them in the Famous clause of ahhhhh nooooo noooooo ok I will say it...

"What's your name?!"

In sooth they seemed to know it already and put me to the question first. The answer should be known to them of course- as all children should learn the Names of their Governors, Rulers, and in my Case: Conquering English Prince. Anyhow, the one kid laughed exactly like Elmo from sesame Street soooo hilarious...



Listen to this little girl laugh! I am serious she sounds just like Elmo form sesame street.



Truly, it is sweet kids like this that make the world a worthwhile thing to save and protect.

Here is some verdant countryside on the way to the waterfalls:




Anyway, I eventually made it to the waterfalls.








looks like I should take a dip huh? - lucky for me under my shorts I had on my trusty swim race suit instead of cotton...














I hiked well beyond where the waterfall hikers go... I thought to find more pools... but I found nothing but a ten foot snake and monkeys. I am sorry to say both moved to fast for me to get pictures of- you'll have to take my word for it. The snake was all dull jet black and very fast- he was sunning himself on the rocks and quickly slid into the undergrowth abutting th dried out waterfalll creek channel. I suppose I could have caught his tail- but I had no one around to helo-evac me if I'd been poisonously bitten.



I met three young university students 20,21, and age 22. From my time in Latin America I became fond of greeting new acquaintances with a friendly kiss on the cheek.

My Ole Water Hole






I thought such a greeting would benefit these charming lasses as it is written to greet one another with a kiss... and they seemed fascinated and instantly smitten with the Great Stoat Come out of his Water Hole wet and slippery like a kinder Akhilleus arising from the River Scamander.



They were attending a sports university studying tennis and boxing. I urged the three to join me in my bathtub but they had no swimsuits on - and they claimed it was dangerous as well. At any rate I accompanied them back down to the entrance area and took a few friendly pictures with them.