I Land I eat I ride but I still am The Sumo of the road... Or How Pooh met piglet and went Hefalump hunting by two wheels...

Here is my bike I had it rewelded at Merlin Metal Works back in July because I cracked the frame.... They did it free too- but here it is 4 days ago before I packed it in my plane box- oh and of course that is me too....


So I arrived in this place- This land has been rocked by the Lord of the Waves, the Prince of wracked biking, and the NEW LORD OF TAIWAN. Anyhow, ahhhh I got a one room apartment- here is me in the mirror with the cute lady who showed me the room.



Too bad she is poor in English speaking we were unable to speak much over lunch- but hey you know I always get my lunch bought in these cases so it was like I was wasting money. Nd she did teach me some Chinese Shi Shi mea?#60986;CGIR7_ "I have to go # 2." No NO it means thanks.... sorry bad joke.
I put my bike together therein then I rode it well to be honest badly- not in the sense of a lack of speed, power, or explosive stares... no badly in the sense that I passed scooters and cars and treated stoplights like yield signs.
I also went up the currently tallest building in the world Taipei 101



Mmm I think this is a news caster on tv here:



These are some business types I spoke with they were at a trade convention... I think one is from Japan...



Anyhow before I got some comments from some of my former teacher friends in Korea about my Jeju Blog- they complained that I only took pictures with ladies, cute children and never men- so I going to just prove once again I try to spread the love in hugs all over- after all these Formosa churls are my subjects and as their English Master I will cherish them and protect them from harm as any Proper Knight Errant Crusading English Lord Prince is wont to do. SDO here is me with a Philipino leaflet worker who came to Tawain to hand out leaflets so he could make the big paper:


Here I am looking Like a Confident Lord on his Sward in a Park for ahhh a Doctor ummm a Chinese Doctor who died mmmm I'll have to get back with you on the name...



These circulation foot paths of rocks were popular in Korea too- I think the Chinese and KLoreans put a lot of weight into these pressure point energy flow spots....


I don't know I think I have a picture of this very beautiful Aussie girl I met in Bali- I took a picture with her and she shockingly pinched me after the shot... that's what you get when you go to Bali Disco's at night and dance with Non-American expats... Anyhow the lead out is that the lady in this picture did not actually pinch but she was still a bit ummm how can I say it G-rated anyhow the whole point is it is not always a sure thing that when you ask for a friendly



You know what I do not want to give people the wrong impression of here ok well basically after the picture she stroked my butt once only with her hand- still it was a bit strange and no Korean Lady I ever asked to take a picture with ever did that the only other time something somewhat similar was of course that Surf Girl in Paddies night Club in Bali.... I still kind of feel hurt inside my inner child- maybe I should find her and make her marry me...
I was a bit jet lagged I went to bed at 930 and woke up at 530 - but actually that is about the perfect health pattern for a long lived farmer...